Monday, 3 November 2014

I Went To Japan To Eat The Black Burgers From McDonalds And Burger King And Here's What I Discovered

This definitely isn’t Michael Fassbender fanfiction disguised as a fast food review.

No place in the world is food more exciting and surprising than in Japan. I traveled to Tokyo a couple weeks ago to sample the delicacies of the country—particularly the black burgers from McDonald's and Burger King. Here's what I learned.

McDonald's Black Burger

First of all, McDonald's black burger isn't actually black. The bun is more of a "Dusty Midnight," or a "Speckled Charcoal." It's the color I want for the kitchen counter tops I'll buy with Michael Fassbender's X-Men money, after we marry in the South of France. The ceremony is going to be lovely. Vera Wang has been laboring over my gown for months, I tell you what.